Ask Francine – All About My Floral-Scented Aura

June 13, 2008

Delicate Christian women like me do not sweat. On a blisteringly hot day, I find myself surrounded by a light mist of perfumed perspiration, which is quite enjoyable to my companions. Hence, I am very popular during the summer months. […]

CampBiz – February 29

March 1, 2008

As this issue of Camp comes out on Leap Day, we celebrate all that is odd in life, including our extra day of February. What better way to mark this day than the premiere of the Eubank Productions rock musical Hedwig and the Angry Inch. […]

Ask Francine – The First Step in Transforming the Gays: Reading My Diary

January 18, 2008

A new year, and already I?m looking forward to spring, and the main reason ? April is the month when procreating heterosexuals have their once-a-year intimate relations. I have been invited to dozens of birthday gatherings these first two weeks of January, and as I count back nine months, there?s evidence that most proper Bible-Belt Christians choose one evening in April as their night to be intimate. […]

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